sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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