Are we in a gay sports bar?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Randomize
