3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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