I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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