I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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