Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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