you guys were way drunker than both of me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I need moral support for this bender
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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