You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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