just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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