called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
