it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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