i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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