I love how my cats smell like pot.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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