I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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