you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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