If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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