just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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