For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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