Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
should my penis look like a turkey
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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