did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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