Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
