I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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