pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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