we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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