Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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