1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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