I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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