but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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