I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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