Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Terrible idea I love it
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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