I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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