Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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