Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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