is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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