My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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