I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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