It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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