this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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