You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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