just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
