we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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