do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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