I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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