420 ftw
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
