I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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