Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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