worst night to have a conscience
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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