North Korea, Best Korea!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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