How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
