i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just gift wrapped bread.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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