i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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