Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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