I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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